May 2013
hungarian:
nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
trillow:
how much do islands cost i want one
an open letter to yahoo
aiclan:
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
flipphones:
do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts
daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
africans:
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
